Donkey Punch

The melee attack with the plasma pistol in Halo 2.

I just donked that mother fuckin covenant with a donkey punch.

by Donker July 8, 2007

donkey show

an obscene performance in which a woman copulates with a literal jackass

by Silky Smooth October 30, 2003

donkey shlong

A dick the size of a donkey's dick

Damn look at that dude's donkey shlong!

by The Guru Turtle April 13, 2006

donkeys knob

Adjective. Something that is of exceeding high quality.

Steve, try some of this afghan weed.
oh my christ, that stuff is the donkeys knob!

by vegas_malone March 19, 2008

Donkeys Yonks

A helluva long time... Like, the extreme version of "Yonks"

Dude 1: I haven't seen Nigel in "Donkeys Yonks"

Dude 2: Thats cos hes Nigel No Mates!!

by Shavvy April 23, 2009

Donkey Jacket

A jacket that bin men used to wear, very heavy felt

My wife wanted a fur jacket so I got her a donkey jacket.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

hay for my donkey

Getting some hairy pussy

I gotta split and get some hay for my donkey.

by Breadidas May 25, 2006