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Five Dollar Footlong

1) Subway's deal, getting a footlong sandwich for $5
2) Its in my pants. Nuff Said.
LAUREN CONRAD: OMG this Five Dollar Footlong is so delicious and juicy
AUDRINA PARTRIGE: And big enough for us to share!
by Rowdy_801 February 28, 2009
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Dolla

Since the other post was incorrect, I feel I should take it upon myself to correct it. "Dolla" is a Eboni-cized version of the word "Dollar", with an "a", not an "e".
by BlingBling September 2, 2003
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obama dollars

American money soon to be so incredibly devalued through inflation from Obama's insane Administration that it's like Monopoly money.
Dude: "Hey I'll be making 60k by the time I'm forty!" Reply: "Yeah, in Obama dollars."
by anman June 30, 2009
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million dollar baby

to break your neck on an solid object.
comes from the movie 'million dollar baby' in which actress hilary swank breaks her neck on a stool during a boxing match.
"omfg! did you see that jenny just went million dollar baby all over the place
by zach spitzer February 13, 2009
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dollar whore

Those sneaky chicks who schmooze a buck off of everyone in the bar for the jukebox and then ignore them untill they run out of songs. Unless you say no, then they still ignore you but at least you still have your cash for another brew.
I gave that dollar whore money for the juke and not only did she blow me off, but she played country music.
by domalima November 6, 2008
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dillsnatch

Man, that bitch John is a real dillsnatch. Fucker stole my last Vlasic.
by foolinlove December 15, 2008
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Doll Syndrome

A condition that occurs when people become so entranced in watching television or playing at the computer that they appear like dolls, staring off into the distance.

Affected individuals become seemingly immobile and do not respond to any outside stimuli.

People will less serious symptoms might still mutter "mmhmm" or "yup" in response to another person speaking to them, even though they haven't really heard them.

More serious symptoms include loss of the ability to blink, dry eyes, loss of weight, loss of sleep, and inability to respond to most stimuli.

Doll Syndrome is usually fixed by turning off the source, usually a television or computer.
Mother: He just sits there all day. He doesn't even get up to eat or sleep anymore! What could be wrong with him?

Doctor: It appears that your son has a bad case of Doll Syndrome.


Father: Did you mow the lawn yet today?

Son: Mmhmm.

Father: It doesn't look like you did!

Son: Yup...

Father: Damnit! Put down that game and listen to me!

Son: Mmhmm...
by Fina1 December 9, 2008
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