This product may contain small amounts of addictive crack cocaine which makes the cock and balls swell and put on their mean faces.
My cerial may be intertwine with sweet sweet home made crack cocain grown by my foster asian children. Foster chinese children:"Crackatize me cap'n, now!!!"
by Cap'n Crack July 5, 2003
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A hand full of gravel, 1/2 to 1 1/4 inch rocks, are inserted into the back of the victims underwear. Then the underwear is pulled up from the rear. The victim is taken off there feet if this is done properly and blood should pour from the ass.
This can also be combined with the atomic wedgie, the result would obviously be the atomic crunchy.
A hand full of gravel, 1/2 to 1 1/4 inch rocks, are inserted into the back of the victims underwear. Then the underwear is pulled up from the rear. The victim is taken off there feet if this is done properly and blood should pour from the ass.
This can also be combined with the atomic wedgie, the result would obviously be the atomic crunchy.
Guy 1 - Hey man. Whats up.
Guy 2 - We saw this super nerd at the park. Me and (insert meet head football guys name here) gave him a crunchy.
Guy 1 - Yea! That's what he gets for being at the park!
Guy 2 - Your right, hey lets go suck each others cocks.
Guy 2 - We saw this super nerd at the park. Me and (insert meet head football guys name here) gave him a crunchy.
Guy 1 - Yea! That's what he gets for being at the park!
Guy 2 - Your right, hey lets go suck each others cocks.
by m_l_ca October 10, 2009
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"I am captain of the good ship crunch right now, if only those pills would wear out so I can destroy the toilet already"
"I am captain of the good ship crunch right now, if only those pills would wear out so I can destroy the toilet already"
by towek September 13, 2009
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- Originated from the term "Cripsy" in Al Asad, Iraq
Syn. - Crisp, Ghetto Fabulous, Icy, Superfly
2) Clothing that looks better than everyone else's shit
- Originated from the term "Cripsy" in Al Asad, Iraq
Syn. - Crisp, Ghetto Fabulous, Icy, Superfly
Rondon: Damn dude, you look crispity crunchity peanut buttery!
Isales: Thanks bro.
Scotty (in the background): Stop usin' my shit like you made it up. You know I made that shit up! I am about to bust a cap into your asshole if you keep usin' my shit like that! Word. To Your Mother.
Isales: Thanks bro.
Scotty (in the background): Stop usin' my shit like you made it up. You know I made that shit up! I am about to bust a cap into your asshole if you keep usin' my shit like that! Word. To Your Mother.
by Scotty McScotterson November 16, 2009
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Russ: Hey, can I give your Grandma a dinosaur crunch?
Jon: No way man, she's already in the hospital for the one you gave her last week!
Jon: No way man, she's already in the hospital for the one you gave her last week!
by Alligator face April 5, 2011
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