Jesus Christ

The almighty lord living above the heavens protecting us from any bad thing happening to us.

Praise Jesus Christ

by Fizzzyy April 19, 2021

meta-Christ

A representational (apocryphal) anti-Christ.

In messianic fusionism a Protestant messiah who unites social-labor currency (modern monetary theory) into a blockchain, ushers postmodernism into hyper-media, and delineates a meta-specific relationship between Emergence, Hinduism, and Christianity.

The counter-Christ.

The meta-Christ is the counter-Christ or representational anti-Christ.

by sandraxine September 2, 2018

Jesus Christ

A word used to describe grandeur or surprise, usually used in frustration or surprise.

“Oh my god Jesus Chist, Jesus Christ!

by Wistopher December 1, 2019

ChrisTahFur

A sexy spelling of Christopher. :)

ChrisTahFur is a sexy beastly lion. ;)

by LyndAhh! October 23, 2007

Christa

Christa is a slutty whore. Christa is obnoxious, annoying, and fake on so many levels. It is impossible for a guy to be "just friends" with a Christa. She does whatever is takes to get dick. She pretends to be a good girl. She thinks she's funny and well liked when really all of her "friends" talk shit on her.

-Can you believe that she was all over him like that?

-Yea, such a Christa move.

by Adrian Valencia February 2, 2017

christalia

She's a cunt.

Yo did you see christalia today, she's a cunt.

by Itslitty December 14, 2017

Jesus Fucking Christ

A term used by small/simple-minded when they are not getting their way, frustrated, or feel threatened by something that they don't understand.

John Doe- "That would be a cool thing to invent."
Mrs.Doe- "Jesus fucking christ John, focus in the now."

by Heyitsj000 May 18, 2020