carrot

The favorite animal of some people with down syndrome.

Teacher: What is your favorite animal Austin?
Austin: My favorite animal is a carrot.
Teacher: That's wonderful Austin, thank you for sharing.

by turbogiraffe February 17, 2022

The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.

I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.

by Sucks longer May 9, 2022

Einstein’s carrot

A term for when someone tries to recite a fact but uses the wrong information for the context.

Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?

No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!

by Einsteinscarrot February 22, 2025

carrots and breadsticks

when your friend or someone you know screws someone who they are not supposed to. For example their professors, cousins etc

Carrots and breadsticks! You did the carrots and breadsticks..... you whore

by poopedonlife February 26, 2014

Girls who eat carrots

Similar to a blowjob. Taken from Louis Tomlinson

Bob: “I like girls who eat carrots.”
Suzi: “Let’s blow out of here!”

by DisabledDannyDoom January 25, 2025

Carrot in the Ranch

The act of cream pieing a female and sticking your dick back in as the cum drips out of her vagina

Oh yeah dude I definitely put my Carrot in the Ranch

by allahu YEETbar January 16, 2018

Absolute Carrot

An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.

Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!

by EliTried December 21, 2021