term of endearment for a trophy-wife/-spouse; generally used in reference to a female; never used jokingly; can be seen as a derogatory term towards a female.
"My boss called me 'candypants' today, so I'm pressing sexual harassment charges."
or
"Hey, candypants, fetch me a sandwich."
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"Hey, candypants, fetch me a sandwich."
by V-rizzle July 12, 2007
Get the candypants mug.when a guy is getting head, and right before he shoots his load, he pushes the person doing the sucking off his cock, punches them in the face, then shoots a load on their face. when the cum mixes with the blood, it looks like a candy cane. also called strawberry shortcake
i candycaned your mom last night
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A sexual act performed when you shove your balls into a female's hole while they are on their period.
John: Hey did you and that hot girl have fun last night?
Caleb: Yeah man, I gave her a giant candy apple!
John: . . .
Caleb: Yeah man, I gave her a giant candy apple!
John: . . .
by JC2012 November 6, 2009
Get the Candy Apple mug.The act of stepping in and saying something to try to save your friend in the midst of his or her telling a lie or exaggeration, when in fact you know it's probably wrong and you are supposed to be an unbiased party. Based on TV reporter Candy Crowley's actions in one of the debates of the 2012 presidential election.
Did you see that guy lie/exaggerate to everyone about what really went down? No one was buying it, but then some other guy swooped in and pulled a Candy Crowley, and everyone was like, wow! You know, like when Candy did it for Obama over Benghazi talking points.
by psara May 6, 2013
Get the Candy Crowley mug.A candy apple man is only out for money and the accumulation therewith. A C.A.M has no shame no game and most definately is unable to tame.
person 1a.
'look out for that shark, he gets green eyes and is only out to make money.
person 2a.
'I thought they called him the candy apple man because of the color of his bike'
both.
'giggle giggle laugh laugh chuckle chuckle ha ha'
'look out for that shark, he gets green eyes and is only out to make money.
person 2a.
'I thought they called him the candy apple man because of the color of his bike'
both.
'giggle giggle laugh laugh chuckle chuckle ha ha'
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