Canyon Toe

A larger version of the camel toe, where the person's vagina lips are stretched to more than a foot wide caused by a tight or small article of clothing

Though Julia was having a great time at the movies with her boyfriend, she noticed she had a gapeing Canyon Toe

by Foozic May 24, 2016

canyon crack

When someone's ass cheeks are so far apart that their crack is a fucking canyon.....

You've heard about uniboob, now what about canyon crack?

by @lukeperuke June 1, 2018

Canon Seaberg

A gay licker that will clean your chide for free and he also loves soggy biscuits feel free to contact him at 360 470 4576

my name is canon Seaberg and I like the taste of chode

by Batdogg2 June 11, 2018

Compensation Cannon

An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallic in shape.

Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.

OR

A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.

Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?

Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?

by Oooga-Booga May 19, 2005

sphincter cannon

The part of the human body in which gaseous, solid, and sometimes liquid objects are released.

Kik, get yoursphincter cannon out of my face before it explodes on me!

by kiki/stick December 12, 2007

crusty canyon

when a womans lubricating fludid crusts around her vagina

sam; "did you go down on her?"
luke; "i was gunna but she had a crusty canyon"
sam: "urgh i dont blame ya"

by crazybegger February 21, 2008

Crotch Canyon

The area between your penis and thigh.

"Today i was play'in some football, and my boxers were riding up my crotch canyon."

by Early riser July 14, 2009