Xiphoid Control Your Genitals

Xiphoid Control Your Genitals

Xiphoid Control Your Genitals

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

GROUND CONTROL TRAP

when your DICK gets caught in the UNREAL ENGINE.

Get real JACK as you are not going to conceive of anything imaginable by being inside the GROUND CONTROL TRAP and if you tell me otherwise, you are a MAJOR ASSH0LE I swear for arguing with me regarding your conceptions.

by DISTRAUGHT May 31, 2022

Hype control

A countermeasure who is going to be, like, going back at somebody that's coming at them (directly or indirectly).

Damn this group is wack y'all need some hype control.

by Alpha-to-Romeo November 22, 2024

Gun control

It is a response to someone calling “shotgun”. If someone calls shotgun another can yell “gun control.” This then allows anyone to sit in the front seat except for the person who yelled “shotgun.” The the individual still sits in the front then that enacts confiscation and the person and be thrown out of the seat. This is only allowed if sanctioned by the driver.

Matt: Let’s go to Target.

Keegan: Shotgun!
Max: Gun control!

Keegan: Yo wtf
Max: Dude you’re the shortest one, Colby should sit in the front.
Colby: Thanks

by jumpedmax/moss April 13, 2020

pedo control

A test that defines if you are pedo, or not.

Man, I knew he wouldn't pass the pedo control.

by Mrci December 12, 2021

Birth control

Nut in me.

I got birth control😏

by BIG5S19 September 10, 2020

mirth control

What a really bad comedian engages in.

We thought we might enjoy the comedy club but apparently the comedian had taken a mirth control pill and wasn't funny at all.

by Goodmalood December 11, 2008