closers

When you close a deal or get something done like get or mack a fine ho

i macked that bitch, im going to make coffee because coffee is for closers. Remember your ABC's. Always be closing

by coles September 14, 2003

closepin

a jamiacan term used to call a woman a slut or a skank

wonda why dey call ya closepin? squeeze her head and her legs dem open.

by shutyamouth! February 6, 2007

closet doper

a friend who is known to dip off and do shady drugs without ur knowledge.

Yaz is a big closet doper, he does perk 30's on the down low.

by TheWickedest September 30, 2008

Closet Dj

No Curlystyle, a closet Dj is a person who is just making their own music using music-making programs in the comfort of their own home.

You don't have to be famous Dj in order to be a ''real'' Dj, you just have to either make your own, or remix other trax.

Sick Boy: Did ye hear Dj V4ND4L'S new track?! It's fukkin' superb!

Renton: Ah yeh, I have indeed!

Sick Boy: Do ye think she'll get signed?

Renton: I hope so, but she's a closet Dj, well for now atleast.

by V4ND4L June 9, 2009

Closer

Always closing the deal. Ya hook up with the kid once and 2 days later he is at your Family Christmas. Serial Daters. Usually pretty boring people considering they always have a significant other.

Sarah: They have a dog together? Didn't she just meet that guy last night?!
Holly: Yeah shes a closer.

by shankershank January 6, 2011

Bitch in the Closet

Like when a gay person is in the closet, a bitch in the closet is someone who is a complete bitch and doesn't want to admit it. Even though her mom even tells her.

Christina: I am not a bitch

Mom: christina your a bitch, your just a "Bitch in the Closet", and go to the YMCA your fat.

Christina: Bo?

by La Quanda February 7, 2009

Tiffany and Anne close

Being such close friends that you are past the point of a 30 year married couple; two people being so close that they feed off of each other in every facet imaginable.

My great grandparents have been together for 60 years. Dayum nikka, talk about Tiffany and Anne close!

by TheKewlKids August 12, 2010