cat's crack

To make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.

WIFE: Did the furniture arrive from IKEA last night?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Was my fold-away bed couch with built-in foot spa there?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Ooooh!! Will you assemble it for me?
HUSBAND: I started on it last night, but I made a cat's crack of it.

by Mícheál Mac Fheorais May 15, 2006

catseye

to look at a women with intentions of having sex wiht her

he was eyein my lady with a catseye

by threepac November 5, 2003

Catscratch

The name given to a squirrelly little character who often enjoys frivolous activities like dressing up as a grape, eating hot cheetos and takis and hiking the bluffs of Mordor.

Oh, my look at that catscratch go. She is on a rampage today.

by mergica April 30, 2013

catsexual

the attraction to cats in a *more than friends* way

wow have you seen her these days he told me she’s catsexual.

by mr.omeo July 10, 2018

catsoup

Very Ethical/moral person. Also very cruel.
creative punishments. Always has a reason.

Also oddest person for Eleven I've ever known

watch out for soup

by god fearing April 28, 2004

Catsurbation

When one is jacking off, and he's about to cum, and their cat comes into the room and the cat gets tragically splattered in the face with one's penis juice.

Methodman Detox (Gamertag for xbox live) was masturbating to Megan Fox, and his cat walked in the room, and be semen'd on the poor kitty's face, formerally known as boots.

MethodMan Detox says, " I like the form of masturbation, known as Catsurbation."

by Rainb0wWalrus August 3, 2009

catscan

word for describing a scan of a cat
ppl put cats under a scanner, then scan it...

Look at ma Catscan! Woo its c00l eh?

by Zeepseep June 30, 2003