noun - a useless (rather large) person who sits on a bridge and contributes absolutely nothing to society.
I can't fucking stand these goddamn bridge kids!!! Go do something with your life and take a goddamn shower.
by That troll under the bridge March 22, 2023
Get the bridge kidmug. Similar to the sex position "The Eiffel Tower", the Tacoma Narrows Bridge is performed by having a girl on hands and knees, where sweet fellacio is happening at one end with one happy male, while the dirty plowing is occurring with man #2 in the back. However, a real Tacoma Narrows Bridge occurs when one man blows massive load early, and his body succumbs to the moment and he collapses, preferably into a river.
Hot dog! Dale and Troy hit me hard last night with a Tacoma Narrows Bridge. Troy lost control and yeeted himself into the river. We had to call the Coast Guard!
by kreed321 September 22, 2019
Get the Tacoma Narrows Bridgemug. Extremely wonderful album by sematary but theres 3 of them so 3 albums by sematary but maybe mixtapes idk
by forrealongod February 21, 2023
Get the Rainbow Bridgemug. by The John Bridge May 6, 2025
Get the John Bridgemug. by Lurker_From_Ohio November 10, 2024
Get the Under the Bridgemug. A London Bridge can only exist with 4 people; 2 sets of tits (specifically nipple to nipple, nipple to nipple), and the two bridge crossers create the bridges by lining up the sets of tits and having the crossers do two each on opposite sides. The closeness this bridge creates is palpable and full of enjoyment!
by Greenlowtops March 22, 2025
Get the London Bridgemug. absolutely perfect in every way, shape and form. the most beautiful person you will ever meet, so musically talented and very nice. baddest bitch out there. everyone loves them. best style and sense of humour.
by bethanybridgelover February 24, 2021
Get the Bethany Bridgemug.