dirt bridge

To have a bowel movement of the solid variety.

Aaron: I can’t talk right now, building a dirt bridge.
James: Can you stop playing Minecraft for just one second?
Aaron: No, I am taking a hefty shit right now, please hold.

by Verakk December 17, 2019

jollyfresh

The scent of your child after sitting on a mall Santa's lap.

Oh God, your kid's jollyfresh, smelling like Slim Jims and whiskey!

by Verakk February 04, 2015