brian

a cheater, a COMPLETELY unloyal man, a childish man who I always end up running back to no matter how many girls he’s cheated on me with that month it’s toxic i know but I CANT

p1 “ong i totally rode the shit out of brian last night”
p2 “uh, what? same..”
p1 “WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!! YOU !&);/1@9”!0”
p2: “calm down have him his balls are hairy anyway”

by hotmum December 7, 2022

Brian

A species that was genetically engineered to be superior to every other species but a genetic mutation caused the DNA strands to stick together and create Brian. They are known to have huge a pp but are unable to reproduce as they ejaculate cheese instaead of semen. They are near extinction and there have only been 2 sightings of different Brians.

Man this Brian has such a big pp too bad we can’t have babies

by Faraz cheese man March 21, 2021

Brian

Brian has a huge penis and he knows how to use it correctly

Brian made this girl cum twenty times in one go

by anonymous July 12, 2021

cleanse your brian

Cleanse your brian pretty much means stop thinking dirty or don't be so thirsty

Dude, cleanse your brian, she's taken

by Panda lane September 20, 2017

Brian

The shared brain cell between your significant other

when two people in a relation ship at the same time you then say "brian"

by RandomKidInMalvern June 22, 2022

justin geoffrey brian smith

Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.

"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"

or

"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"

by JsmittyTheKitty June 6, 2024

Brianed

When someone suddenly, and inappropriately, changes a text string to sexting.

It was going fine until I got Brianed. He went from "my son has the same legos" to "you can build legos on my dick if you want"

by Matches&Gasoline January 19, 2023