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Clock Block

Some schools have a time policy for professors which allows students to leave if the instructor does not arrive after a given amount of time. Clock Blocking is when a professor arrives just before this time expires.
It was 11:14 and we were so close to having class cancelled when Dr. Jones walked in and totaly clock blocked us.
by DJ Walt April 23, 2009
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cock blocker

Someone or something that prevents a man or woman from getting fucked. Usually a cockblocker is a friend of one who is trying to get his/her fuck on.
Nick to Shelly: "Jesus is a cockblocker!"
by shelly September 27, 2004
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mosh block

A person in a mosh pit who decides it is best to just stand there and ruin the vibe of the moshing. Similar to a cock block but in terms of moshing.
At the show last night, this mosh block just stood in the middle of the pits.
by TheMTA March 13, 2004
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Lucky Cinder-Block

A) The Lucky Cinder-Block is a fictitious object carried by backpackers and students. It represents any extremely heavy object carried for no particular reason.
B) Any useless, weighty, or otherwise pointless object occupying an inordinate amount of space in a backpack.
Steve: Hey Joe, Why is your backpack so heavy?
Joe: I don't know.
Steve: Dude, you brought your lucky cinder-block along didn't you?
by Andrew Narveson May 22, 2008
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Writer's Block

When your imaginary friends wont talk to you :(
Writer's Block sucks :\
by wally the fucking walrus February 7, 2013
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Cock Blocker

used to describe someone who will do all they can to stop a man from hooking up with a girl
(could be referred to homosexuals also)
Man, I could of hooked up with that hot girl I was talking to tonight but my ex was all over me. She's such a cock blocker!
by vakdra November 25, 2003
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bitch blockade

Similar to a cockblock, but involving females.
A girl can instigate a bitch blockade by ensuring that other girls don't go for the guy she's wheeling.
Girl 1-How dare you sit next to Esteban?
Girl 2 - Don't worry about it girl, I know you want it. I was just busting out the bitch blockade because that blonde across the table was eyeing him.
Girl 1 - Oh thanks sista.
by Edgar's #1 July 19, 2011
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