The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass (Which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).
by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007
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Willy is such a baster for calling toni a plantain face!
That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!
Actually that baster also said you had fanny features
ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!
oh my goodness whats this,
what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!
That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!
Actually that baster also said you had fanny features
ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!
oh my goodness whats this,
what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!
by AM DAN March 26, 2008
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a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.
I beaterbate to relieve stress.
I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.
Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.
I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.
Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.
by shawn May 27, 2004
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1 (verb) The greatest, awesomest, best thing ever in the world ever! Despite sounding retarded, it is better than saying best.
2 (noun) Word used to describe your favourite person(or people) to have cybersex with. Cybersex is also called "talking" Mostly used in front of small children, parents, other unapproving people.
Also called a special friend. Not to be confused with a bestest friend. Ever.
1 (verb) The greatest, awesomest, best thing ever in the world ever! Despite sounding retarded, it is better than saying best.
2 (noun) Word used to describe your favourite person(or people) to have cybersex with. Cybersex is also called "talking" Mostly used in front of small children, parents, other unapproving people.
Also called a special friend. Not to be confused with a bestest friend. Ever.
1 They weren't just best friends, they were bestest friends.
2 (a converstion)
Person 1: "So, erm, my... bestest... and me, we were "talking" on msn for an hour."
Person 2: "Wow, whats their addy? I need to talk to them!"
Small kid/Parent/Unapproving Person: "Huh?"
2 (a converstion)
Person 1: "So, erm, my... bestest... and me, we were "talking" on msn for an hour."
Person 2: "Wow, whats their addy? I need to talk to them!"
Small kid/Parent/Unapproving Person: "Huh?"
by Lyddy Cool January 31, 2007
Get the Bestest mug.When one or several members who are under the influence of alcohol during the of which we give thanks (Thanksgiving) and and require sustenance (have the munchies). The proceed to eat all of the turkey by puréeing it then ingesting via turkey baster.
Jon: Duuuuude, I'm so hungry, but I'm too drunk to chew.
Mike: All we have is leftover turkey, man.
Jon: Let's get Turkey Basted, bro.
Mike: All we have is leftover turkey, man.
Jon: Let's get Turkey Basted, bro.
by Real Music Represent December 18, 2012
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Get the turkey baster mug.When, for a single moment, a normal average person powers up like Sega's Altered Beast becoming a violent creature and dominating a person, place, or thing.
"Dude! Did you see Billy eat that sub! He beasted that shit in two bites!!"
"Did you hear how Joe fucked that chick? He beasted her so hard she had a concussion!"
"Did you hear how Joe fucked that chick? He beasted her so hard she had a concussion!"
by Supabeast78 April 21, 2010
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