bedtime inkjet

When you're having a quiet wank next to your partner at bedtime, usually after they've rejected you, and just as you're about to cum you roll over and jizz over them instead

I gave Jesse a bedtime inkjet last night, after she said she had a headache and wasn't in the mood

by InkjetInventor June 11, 2018

beating guts

Hitting it so hard you rearrange the intestinal track of a female.

Damn nigga you beating guts! My guts!!!

by Lucio "da mumble rapper" September 21, 2018

Beating your wire

We're a male masturbates until his left arm goes numb and cums.

Dan: what are you doing
Bruce: AHHHHHHHH
Dan: Are you beating your wire.

by Uqksvsns October 17, 2018

Baltimore

Somewhere you go to get mugged

My friend went on a trip to Baltimore and he came back about $100, and a cellphone poorer

by brickman5543 October 28, 2018

Belgian Microwave

The act of passing gas in front of a running floor fan while someone is directly downwind, thus blasting them indirectly with your farticles.
Not as intense as a Dutch Oven, but much easier to surprise your victim with.

My favorite part of summer is getting to give my wife a Belgian Microwave at least once a day.

by Wicked Rugburn December 28, 2018

Belgian Kiss

When two people rub their bare bellies together while looking up in bliss. This practice dates back to the middle ages when soldiers returning from war would do this to make sure their wife hadn't gotten pregnant while they were on campaign.

Come give me a Belgian Kiss, my belly longs for yours!

by JohnPaulRingoGeorge January 25, 2019

Bedtime

Bedtime"well if it isn't my old nemesis, Mr. Baby!"
Baby"I will never fall victim to likes of zzzzzzzz."
Bedtime"it seems I have won this round."

"Yo Ima sick ass Baby and ain't need no bedtime becau-zzzzzzzzz."

by I CRAZY UNICORN January 19, 2020