Burbling fart

This is a long, gurgling anal sound like an idling race engine; it is called a burbling fart.

Juan had a long, gurgling burbling fart.

by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

Big Bubba

The guy that you don't want to be your prison cell mate.

Guy 1:"So you're going to jail?"
Guy 2:"Yup."
Guy 1:"Who's your cellmate?"
Guy 2:"Some guy called Big Bubba."
Guy 1:"You'd better pray for the death sentence."

by QCumBear July 5, 2015

Buzz Stopes

Legendary meme creator and comedian of the highest caliber, particularly good at satire and subverting expectations.

That joke was Buzz Stopes clever, and is sure to piss off ignorant plebs.

by Real_Wolfman_Dan January 19, 2022

buttpoundosis

The ability to attracting a beating ("butt pounding") without trying

That's Arthur. He has buttpoundosis.
(translation: He gets beat up a lot.)

by George C. March 25, 2004

Captain Buzzkill

Someone who is the # 1 buzzkiller at a party or social event. Used as a noun.

The party was about to get started before Nate a.k.a Captain Buzzkill lectured us on why we shouldn't drink alcohol.

by DiDo25878 January 3, 2008

© 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request

The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”

Bored person: *copy pastes* © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.

by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 6, 2023

bored burgers

A shitty joke by penguinz0 that he has shared in multiple episodes of The Official Podcast that after telling, will always lead to silence.

Penguinz0: I was driving in my car going down i-4 and there was an advertisement for boardwalk burgers, which is like this little shitty burger spot where like homeless people i guess just throw them on a grill or something and the sign said "come try the new boardwalk burgers" and i saw it out of the corner of my eyes and i was like boardwalk burgers, more like bored burgers, cuz the bored burgers aren't having any fun,

Everyone in the podcast: .......

by climpsonj April 15, 2019