granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.

I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.

by Frosty October 6, 2016

fanny blasted

A word used to describe the left over reminensce from an old famny pack on the persons genitalia. When the sweat and goo get stuck and then another person finger blasts or fucks that goo on the other persons gentitalia.

how was your date last night with harambe?
Good, there was so much goo left over after he fanny blasted me.

by Blaster... fanny blaster March 6, 2017

sister blister

I sister/friend that is hot like a burn/blister on the inside and on the outside

Nah bruh, I can’t date her.. she’s my sister blister!

by snilocnahte October 24, 2017

Prison blister

A older inmate with alot of time under their belt that stalks and preys on weak and vulnerable inmates and usually talks them out of their booty eventually getting what they want sexual intercourse or oral pleasure

The prison blister Chris called the new inmate Jared into his cell and immediately talked his game gave him some cigarettes and Entergy drinks and the same night was enjoying what Jared had to offer booty and oral

by Bigrob 0326 May 20, 2018

Ginger blasted

When you get finger blasted by someone with red hair, in other words, a ginger, hence, ginger blasted.

Wow, last night I got ginger blasted on the couch and it was amazing.

Being ginger blasted really gets me going.

by Gingerluvr May 21, 2018

Cunt Bastering

The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.

Did you hear that Julie is Cunt Bastering herself again? What a worthless piece of shit whore!

by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018

sepp blatter

bad leader

what a sepp blatter

by fuckindicksucker November 4, 2018