Awkward camp moment

The moment when you were a Kid and you were raped by the camp counciler

Person One "Dude,When I was a Kid,I had an Awkward camp moment"

Person two should kill himself for ever hearing this.

by HohefStalin December 26, 2011

Awkward Penguin

A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.

She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.

by G009 June 1, 2016

Awkwarder

When your more awkward than someone else. Work created by Casey Holmes

"I'm more awkwarder then both of you"

by kdhvjdkdmch September 16, 2020

Awkward

Mason.

This conversation is so awkward.

by Bitchpls70 August 18, 2021

Awkward Porker

An awkward erection.

What's up with you?
I got an awkward porker!

by Bongo9000 September 25, 2015

Awkward Aiden

He is a very famous celebrity (To clarify he is a celebrity he is very celebrated) he likes minecraft and being gay

I killed Awkward Aiden on March 15th. They have not found the body yet.

by bigbigbigchicken March 15, 2024

awkward rizz

When a guy (with traditionally negative rizz levels) is socially awkward when talking to a girl, but for some unexplainable reason, the girl ends up liking the guy. Usually doesn't work.

Guy 1: "Did you see how I totally fumbled that joke with Sarah? I don't think she realized I was kidding about eating crickets as a way to combat my chronic vitamin d deficiency, which I was also kidding about."

Guy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkward rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."

by michael.e.scott February 13, 2024