Awkward Porker

An awkward erection.

What's up with you?
I got an awkward porker!

by Bongo9000 September 25, 2015

Awkward camp moment

The moment when you were a Kid and you were raped by the camp counciler

Person One "Dude,When I was a Kid,I had an Awkward camp moment"

Person two should kill himself for ever hearing this.

by HohefStalin December 26, 2011

awkward bitch reject

When UrbanDic rejects your words
Kelly Wiglesworth

awkward bitch reject
Like they're thinking you have a hard booger in your nose.

by Young Jazzy Yo November 30, 2023

awkward henry

When your gun is half-cocked. Or in other words, your dick.

Dude, me and my girlfriend were making out last night and I totally had an awkward Henry the entire time.

by awkwardhenry May 9, 2016

awkward test

We're you touch someone and you see how many levels you can make it through without giving up and level 50-53 are for boyfriend and girlfriend

Boy-hey do u wanna play the awkward test
Girl-no thanks I can never get past level 5

by Austincmahone1 December 12, 2015

awkward rizz

When a guy (with traditionally negative rizz levels) is socially awkward when talking to a girl, but for some unexplainable reason, the girl ends up liking the guy. Usually doesn't work.

Guy 1: "Did you see how I totally fumbled that joke with Sarah? I don't think she realized I was kidding about eating crickets as a way to combat my chronic vitamin d deficiency, which I was also kidding about."

Guy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkward rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."

by michael.e.scott February 13, 2024