Awkwardo Stalkwardo

An instance where the individual being stalked is aware they are being stalked by a Mexican. Although the Mexican knows they have been discovered, they continue the stalking as usual, making it awkward.

Boy: Who is that guy, I've seem him a few times following you after school.
Girl: I don't know, he's this Mexican guy, hes been following me, and I swear he has seen me see him. It's really awkwardo stalkwardo if you know what I mean.
Boy: Yeah I do

by Awkasaurus October 25, 2010

awktard

An awkward bastard.

I tried to talk to him, but he kept being an awktard

by Squirrellyness July 2, 2009

ackward manta ray

The alternate to the ackward turtle if you don't like turtles and you want to be ackward.

Yo dude I hate turtles so Now I am using this new mascot for ackwardness. Its the ackward manta ray

by Brendan G. June 18, 2007

Awkword

A word that sounds like it means something very awkward but is actually pretty mundane.

Some awkwords:

Justin: Hey, can you help me with French? I can't remember all the dipthongs!
David: Sure, after I finish masticating my sandwich.

by OminousT June 15, 2009

Ackward Urbtionary

The feeling of utter stupidity when you use a word looked up on Urban Dictionary in a sentance and noone has any idea what you mean.

Dick: "Yeah that place was rofllmaobqq, 4 realz."

Jane: "What the hell did you just say."

Dick: "Seesh, total ackward urbtionary."

by Kurt Wickenhauser June 11, 2006

Akward Dumpster

A known mood killer, unless you're into this sort of thing. A sexual act that consists of a female performing a blow job on a male, the female swallowing the cum, and throwing it back up on the male's penis. This can be on purpose, or if really drunk, or sick, by accident.

Bro, Donna was so wasted last night, when she was blowing me i got an Akward Dumpster!

by FR3SH 2 D3FF December 15, 2008

Akward Flag Pole

It's when one person puts their fisted hands on top of eachother to make the pole. Another person then puts their hand on top of "the pole" and makes a flag and waves it. It's used in akward or just randomly to get some laughs. Also done when everyone starts doing different kind of akward things, like the akward turtle, blowjob, moose, etc.

After Johhny made his comment we all started doing different akward things, me and Jamie did the akward flag pole to the amusement of everyone.

by Caboose1 December 12, 2009