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VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS

Da wording on a dockside sign dat warns aquatic sportsmen about of a serious bacterial infection of fish caused by throwing videocassettes into the water.
I always find da "VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS" signs puzzling, since conceivably most folks who would be venturing out on a lake or river would not even have televisions or VCRs with them, and so there should be little problem of folks tossing their broken/unwanted tapes overboard while they were cruising around in their skiffs and yachts.
by QuacksO November 16, 2021
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pending alerts

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you have pending alerts go to the main menu - TF2
by Tf2fan September 13, 2021
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wiener alert

grace paul’s deceased dog. Me and grace would jump on her trampoline and yell, “WIENER ALERT” when he would chase us around. he would also run into things because he was very blind.
ryley(me) : GRACE LOOK

grace : LOOK WIENER ALERT!!!!!
by ryley<3 December 3, 2021
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Artificial Allergies

when a person dislikes a certain food or drink they just say they allergic to it. Also known as type AA
I can’t eat apple or have apple juice because I have Artificial Allergies, AA.
by CaprisunJuicciee March 16, 2022
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Kiwi allergy

Synonym: Pussy
Any person allergic to kiwis is automatically a pussy
that person has a kiwi allergy aka this person is a pussy
by fuckyobitch1 March 23, 2022
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dairy allergy

What lactose intolerant people actually have although they deny it
Lindsay says she’s lactose intolerant but she’s actually just has a dairy allergy
by Ggeorge0703 April 4, 2022
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Amber Alert

A method used to notify others when there is a heightened chance of having your partner shit on your side of the bed. Also known as a code brown
"She was eating taco bell and sucking down margaritas all night. I may have to put out an amber alert"
by Slippery_Jim11 April 25, 2022
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