alanis morisetting

saying something is ironic when really it is Coincidental.

"Dude, that bar called 'Flare' totally burned down over the weekend, that's so Ironic!". "No man its coincidental, you're just Alanis Morisetting all over the place now"

by @Krippler4565 May 22, 2014

Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.

Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."

by Derog June 26, 2015

alan sax

The code name for anal sex you use so the teacher or parent doesn't know.

*teacher walks by
Hey, last night me and jill had alan sax.
Nice.

by alan sax September 22, 2015

Alan Heath

(1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic

"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"

by 3TF July 5, 2016

Alan

Alan, a sexy huge dick man that gets all the women and just has to say hi to even have sex... Alan is a monster in the bed

You want to go and have sex with Alan? Of course

by KungAlle02 December 11, 2016

Aland

Prinz Perfect Hairs

Mein Name ist Aland

by Denkt December 29, 2016

Alan Smith

The most average person on the planet.
Works in an office and has nothing interesting about him.

Guy 1: Who is that guy
Guy 2: I'm not sure.... it could be Alan Smith

by Unclemoe69 February 28, 2017