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Alfredo

A “man” that wears skinny jean shorts and has nipple piercings. He’s going grey but loves to pretend he’s 18, not 40, and he dyes his beard black #justformen
He thinks he’s the best roller skater, but it’s just awkward.

He can get all of the women, yet none of them.

He’s a good friend, and really funny, he’ll always help you out.

He likes to use the words “yo” and “foo” and his laugh is a cackle.

If you have to pick an alfredo, go to Olive Garden.
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Alfie

Damm, that’s guys as sexy as an Alfie!
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Alfredo balloon

I put all my alfredo balloons under my mattress
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alfred

alfred is gat
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alfie

Mia: Ugh I hate Alfie.
Alfie: Suck your mum you fat slag.
Weirdos: OOOOOOOOHHHH
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Alfie

There’s just no explanation.
ok maybe there is:
he is always up for a hug with you even when you have fallen out.
he gives the best hugs ever.
always up to talk or FaceTime.
will always be there for you no matter what.
one in a million.
an amazing friend and you would be lucky to have him.

very very good lucking.

thank you for being there Alfie :)
Girl: “omg, Alfie hugged me yesterday!”

Girls friend: “aww, he’s so sweet!”
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Alfie

Most overused uk name, they love interactions with people nearly twice their age, they can sometimes go depressed for no reason at all And cry when being called a neek/wetty neek (we safe tho mush)
Just really annoying in general. If you know an alfie if he drops your group for a tournament in Modern warfare he’s a legit and certified alfie (he has to go negative tho.)
Hi Alfie your a wetty neek wasteman *alfie sobs* “I’m ok.”

“Okay neek.”
by Not a neek November 14, 2020
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