child abooze

Similar to Child Abuse, but when the Abuser is intoxicated.

Connor: "Wow, that man is really whipping his kid like that?"
Mike: "Yeah, it looks like child abooze.

by Yellow Lepus March 18, 2017

Alabama Abortion

When your Dad fucks you so hard that you DIE from the cock pounding that he gives you.

Inbreed #1: Hey where is Billy Bob today?

Inbreed #2: Billy Bob passed away after his Dad fucked him to death with his hammer like cock at the Alabama Crimson tide Football game.

Inbreed #1: The good old Alabama Abortion is a time honored tradition in Bama! Roll Tide!

Inbreed #2: Indeed it is, I cant wait to give my daughter a Alabama Abortion! I am so going to fuck her until she dies!

by Rip the Jacker666 March 23, 2011

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US

A viral rant about an overabundance of Among Us memes recorded by TikTok user biggayrapper, recorded in February 21st. (Know Your Meme)

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's ****ing memes. I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS are just Among Us stuff. I-I show my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flip it and I said: "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! Haha! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!". I ****ing looked at the trash can and I said: "That's a bit sussy!". I look at my pen**, I think of the astronaut's helmet, and I go: "Pen**??? More like PENSUS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

by amogusamoguseverywhere May 11, 2021

Tuesday? What About Thursday?

A proper follow up to someone who has assailed you with "See you next Tuesday" (CUNT). The recommended reply lets your assailant know that you are on to his game and that you find him to be a TWAT.

Tim: "Alright mate. I'm off. I'll See You Next Tuesday!!"

Eric: "Tuesday? What About Thursday?!"

by EForte April 29, 2011

Abojectives

A group of aborigines who are objecting to the increase in the cost of filling up their jerry cans.

Hey bluva, we is not payin you white boys more money for that crazy water. Us abojectives will fight it!

by Seros August 19, 2008

Abortionate

Adj: used to describe examples of bad craftsmanship.

This work is abortionate

by Gallythemole September 11, 2010

Aboused

Abused and aroused at the same time.

When Whippy had spent all his wages on gifting his mistress, he felt strangely aboused.

by rentitude August 16, 2013