A-Rod

In a team golf match, when a player makes a meaningless long putt after the hole has already been decided. Like Alex Rodriguez padding his stats by hitting an 8th inning home run when his team is down 10-2.

What, no love after I sunk that 12-footer?
Thats an A-Rod, good for nothing

by Hondo99 December 11, 2023

D. Rod

D. Rod is the perfect example of meeting the best guy you know without even realizing it. On the outside he may seem shy or nervous, but on the inside he’s one of the funniest people with the biggest heart of any guy you’ve known. D. Rod loves hard so it’s easy for him to get hurt, but he treats his women with the utmost respect and love they deserve. If you ever meet a D. Rod, never let him go because he’s a one of a kind.

Omg guys did you meet D. Rod!! He’s the best.

by Shadykay March 27, 2024

D-rod

When you get an intense form of obliterating Anal sex

Dude I got d-rodded so hard last night I can’t even walk straight

by Bend0ver. June 25, 2021

too much rod, not enough cod

The situation is a total sausage fest, too many men, not enough women.

This party blows man, too much rod, not enough cod

by WhyDoISayThings July 07, 2021

Gizz Rod

A term given to someone who can successfully be a woman repellent unintentionally

Luis went on a party earlier, everyone called him a Gizz Rod

by LePost James November 04, 2022

Pretzel Rodding

The act of sucking someone's fingers in a sexual way. Finger sucking

Tom liked pretzel rodding his partners fingers.

by Tye95 March 24, 2017

Drench Rod

The end result of double drenching. Usually a high amount of this object shows higher status.

"Should we invite Paul to our Party?"
"No way! He only has one drench rod!"

by TheDrencher January 17, 2025