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(not so) elegantly wasted

To become so intoxicated after consuming alcohol and/or drugs that your body can no longer handle the toxicity and needs to get rid of it. The "(not so) elegantly" refers to the methods your body uses to expel the intoxicants (vomiting, etc)
My bestie got so trashed drunk last night at the party that she got nauseous and puked all over herself. Guess you could say that she was (not so) elegantly wasted.
by HasFurTwins December 30, 2023
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Don’t waste your face

When playing brass, this phrase means to quit playing so much so you don’t get tired.
“Hey! Quit playing all those scales right before recording. Don’t waste your face!
by IckaBickaBoo April 24, 2025
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Waste of money

When you end up spending all your money on your kids Pokémon card collection.
I just used Susie’s last, what a waste of money.
by Freddyfriday June 13, 2025
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Lakewood Level Wasted

Getting overly drunk and overly high to a point only Lakewood graduates can obtain.
Wow Kris was lakewood level wasted last night
by Ricky Bobby2132453 December 5, 2014
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Crater Wasted

When a person drinks copious amounts of alcohol and ends up getting a hole in their liver as a result. Similar to white girl wasted but more punk rock
Andy: Daniel is in the hospital
Suskerdoo: oh god why?
Andy: He had too much hooch last night and got crater wasted
by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens January 23, 2015
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chocolate wasted

When you say wasted in front of a girl, she will automatically respond chocolate wasted. Girls are just like this, nobody is really sure why.
Male Friend: Joe was so wasted last night.
Female Friend: Chocolate wasted.
Me: ....anyway, about Joe
by rev.swim September 11, 2021
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SHITEATER'S WASTE

Toilet paper is no friend of SHITEATER'S thus it's adverse to SHIT.

CLOGGED TOILET.

SHIT EATING SHIT interference.

Other harmful interfering substances that makes SHIT inedible.

If a SHITEATER spits after and more extreme vomits after a SHITEATING SESSION.
When SHITEATER'S WASTE was found in the toilet SHITEATER FRIENDS discouraged the SHITEATER from par taking in any SHIT EATING

Despite the AI TESLA MATH CAR It was clear that since it contained a BATTEY it was SHITEATER'S WASTE that no direct utilization could ever be found because the back up factor severely interfered it was highly doubtful there would ever be any use for that what was expended resources.

The SHIT in the TOILET could not efficiently EAT THE SHIT so the SHITEATER'S WASTE definitely became a barrier to any future SHIT IN SHIT consumption.

You got to be kidding I am not EATTING ANY SHIT with those cigarettes , paper, any other offending substances I. The same TOLÍE
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by STINKING LIKE SHIT May 26, 2021
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