Cold Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?

Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.

by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019

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Carl Tard

A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.

"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."

by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025

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Carl Croft

(adj.) a extremely sexy, masculine man.
very strong
knows how to treat the ladies

girl 1: "hey what is a good word to describe that hot guy over there, he looks really strong."
girl 2: "oh he is a Carl Croft without a doubt."

by cjballa October 18, 2010

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Carl

Carl is a just a normal Lebanese guy who loves life (def) he is vey sweet and loving idk anyone that doesn’t like this guy other than the fat guy in his class but no one likes that guy he will help you with everything I MEAN EVERYTHING and he loves everyone

Hopefully he doesn’t pass away on April 30 at 2:56 am 2025

By Mr.Nobody :) also the MCLAREN P1 IS THE BEST CAR EVER MADE

Just a normal Car guy I hope Carl is reading this the Carl my friend not a random dude from Africa (lol jk)

by anonymous April 4, 2025

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