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5 Second Rule

the 5 second rule is for Chairs, so if you get up another person has 5 second to take your chair
Bill: drinks anyone
ben: Beer please
Gail: tea
Ron: Coffee
Rob: Lemonade
Bill: okies
Rob: 5..4...3...2...1..0 JAcked
Bill: wat you going in my chair
Rob: 5 Second rule mate
by Checken April 15, 2008
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5 Finger Prego Punch

A high 5, from a man to a woman, which results in the woman becoming pregnant.
I was so excited after that 49ers playoff win that I wacked the pud for a few minutes until achieving sweet jizz release. Due to my euphoric state i neglected to wash my hands. After entering the bar I ran into that sexy bartender who is also a 9ers fan and gave her a tremendous 5 finger prego punch, resulting in transportation of DNA from my hand to hers. She was so turned on by our hand slap that she earnestly and eagerly went somewhere private to masturbate. 9 months later I became a dad.
by habitual sassbox January 25, 2012
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5-6-7-8 girl

Young girls, usually in a group, that are always trying to create a new dance step. Usually around ages 12 - 15, they may or may not be involved in a dance program.
They are known by their calls of "5-6-7-8" as they begin each new routine.
My little sister is such a 5-6-7-8 girl!
by BMnkyStar March 16, 2007
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5 Minute Rule

The 5 minute rule is a term used usually by overtly cocky men to explain how they can make a woman orgasm in under 5 minutes by going down on them.

This 5 minute rule is usually used along with bets made from both parties. These bets are almost 100% of the time won by the woman, because their male partners are just so ridiculously wrong.

On rare occasion though, some woman will feel the benefits of the 5 minute rule.

This term is also commonly used in text messages like the following:

"5 in 3 minutes. Bathroom. Be there"
"oh look at that, it's the 5th day of the 5th month. the 5 minute rule is about to be put to use. Get ready."
by Get it. May 7, 2009
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5-Head

Drop dead sexy man with large fore-head.
(Only example) Kevin Petresky the 5-Head
by Petey Petresky February 27, 2008
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5 bills

by Mrperfect37 June 13, 2016
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5-9

pronounced "Five to Nine". Used when i girl walks past, or tries to PU you or one of your mates, who is under the legal age of consent, but has done herself up so she looks quote "Old enough to F*ck".
Sherm:5-9
swissBoy: haha *nods* 5-9 indeed
theBrother: no for me
Sherm: hahahhahaha
by ricky (shermz) December 10, 2005
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