slip monkey face

a man whose face is very big, and wrinkly looks as if his face has been ran over by a car.

wow that man has a slip monkey face.

by charlieman12 November 1, 2010

Dick face

Dick face is what you call people when someone is being a cunt

"Zavier you dick face"

by Cassiusisgay October 22, 2018

pajama face

a face that was deceivingly banging the previous evening, but in the morning, when all the make up has rubbed off, the girl is busted.

she looked banging last night, but she had pajama face this morning.

by sparkleking March 2, 2011

whole lotta face

When your head is proportionately larger than the rest of your body.

Damn she is a toothpick but her face is so big... What a whole lotta face.

by BabyJ_27 February 14, 2014

Pie face

A very round face. See: Marjorie Taylor Greene

When you’re done making a snow angel, you can just flip over and make a pie with that round-ass pie face

by HotTubHebrew September 25, 2021

Face

Look at the look on your face what he says that shit! Do you even watch your own videos!

Hym “This is wild! LOOK AT HIM! HAHAHA! Look at the look on his face in the midst of the awkward silence that follows everything the other idiot says! Hahahahaha! This fucking guy! Look at him!”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.

Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!

by Weeabob November 28, 2016