Gender Studies Tomato-can

God, yeah, wow. There he goes again. Didja see it?

Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

cut these tomatoes

Idk just something Darren Douglas said on proclubs

“We need to score, we let’s cut these tomatoes boys.”

Can be used as an alternative to “crunch time”

by Regsri April 28, 2024

F-14 Tomcat

Speedy monster capable of Mach 2 formerly in US Navy's service retired in 2006 currently in service with the Iranian Air Force that uses AIM-54 Phoenix, AIM-7 Sparrow, AIM-9 Sidewinder and the 20MM Vulcan cannon powered by either 2 Pratt&Whitney TF30 Turbofans or General Electric F110 Turbofans.

F-14 Tomcat: Vulcans go brrrrrr and sidewinder goes flying
MIG-23 Flogger: Ok I give up I committed a self explosion that may or may not bring down my pilot

by Grumman F-14A Tomcat May 5, 2024

banana and tomato sauce

Yucky as hell combination

"he likes banana and tomato sauce. What a freak!"

by Lacou/burnt bread November 28, 2024

The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.

1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”

by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024

The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.

1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”

by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024

Too soon before tomorrow

When something bad happens too soon that it’s short enough to not delay until a another day

I’m short tempered, shit can hit the fan too soon before tomorrow.

by U S E R N A M E May 4, 2025