Middley Face

Someone whose facial features are all centered in the middle of their face. A face with large margins.

I'd like to punch P. Diddy in his Somali pirate looking, middley face.

by A. Ling May 20, 2024

Resting Charlatan Face

Mike "Tiny" Johnson's permanent expression

Appearing on CPAN, Preacher of the House Mike "Tiny" Johnson got his ass chewed out (not in a good way) by furious, conservative callers, who dragged him for filth over keeping the House out-of-session and blocking the Epstein discharge petition. one after the other, angry people told Mike he's a fucking idiot and my dude just sat there with Resting Charlatan Face like he was staring at a Burger King drive-up menu written in French.

by Uncle Joosie October 10, 2025

face

oral sex

ways to say oral sex: face, head, top

"Bruh that girl gave me epic face."

"Boi, y'all are only 16, and don't you have herpes?"

"Sh*t"

by thatcoolkid13 January 28, 2019

massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 31, 2011

Tribal Face Paint

When someone on their period sits on your face.

“Oh yeah dude! I felt like chief of the tribe when she rode my face! Tribal Face Paint all over!”

by Furphobic November 23, 2023

Freckle-Faced Rosie

A tasty Red IPA at Lupulin Brewing.

Can I get a 10 oz Freckle-Faced Rosie?

by anonymous July 8, 2021

face-spaceing

A person that has both a myspace & facebook & use both regularly at the same time to talk to people.

Omg so many people were trying to talk to me last night i was face-spaceing all night long between 2 windows.

by Maia B. December 21, 2008