cut these tomatoes

Idk just something Darren Douglas said on proclubs

“We need to score, we let’s cut these tomatoes boys.”

Can be used as an alternative to “crunch time”

by Regsri April 28, 2024

F-14 Tomcat

Speedy monster capable of Mach 2 formerly in US Navy's service retired in 2006 currently in service with the Iranian Air Force that uses AIM-54 Phoenix, AIM-7 Sparrow, AIM-9 Sidewinder and the 20MM Vulcan cannon powered by either 2 Pratt&Whitney TF30 Turbofans or General Electric F110 Turbofans.

F-14 Tomcat: Vulcans go brrrrrr and sidewinder goes flying
MIG-23 Flogger: Ok I give up I committed a self explosion that may or may not bring down my pilot

by Grumman F-14A Tomcat May 5, 2024

banana and tomato sauce

Yucky as hell combination

"he likes banana and tomato sauce. What a freak!"

by Lacou/burnt bread November 28, 2024

The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.

1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”

by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024

The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.

1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”

by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024

Too soon before tomorrow

When something bad happens too soon that it’s short enough to not delay until a another day

I’m short tempered, shit can hit the fan too soon before tomorrow.

by U S E R N A M E May 4, 2025

The Poon Tomb

A place where the pussy is laid to rest, or frequently killed.

Took Martha to the Poon Tomb last night...

by Thetoledotootsieroll July 10, 2025