Bag of Faces

Meaning something very negative.

Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.

"Hey bill how was that girl you met last night" - "she was nothing but a bag of faces"

"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"

by Kertef Corobo March 24, 2004

Braille-face

A person who, even in the dark, when you touch their face, makes you vomit in your mouth from their hideousness.

Man that girl's a butterface"..."naw, she's a Braille-face...she'd be ugly even with the lights out

by brokenxpunk December 24, 2010

Open Face Parkdale Slider

When someone lunges their genitals onto someone's face in a sliding motion, usually involves sweat and welfare.

Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.

"After that dinner argument I took your mother into the side room and gave her an Open Face Parkdale slider."

"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."

by Kdiamondz April 7, 2013

face fomo

Face FOMO is a more isolated and intense type of FOMO (Fear of missing out) in regard to someone's face. It is typically coupled with crying into one's pillow or eating excessive bowls of Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla ice cream. The only cure is staring at the object's face for which the Face FOMO exists for extended amounts of time without blinking.

Jocelyn formed a severe case of Face FOMO for her bae when she went overseas for a 6 month study abroad in Trinkantabala.

by NWE12 April 18, 2016

Double Faced Entendre

What you post on urban dictionary for 5% on Verified's YouTube video featuring Oliver Tree.

Oliver: Describe "Double faced Entendre" on Urban dictionary.

Me: Ok- It's a two faced person basically.

by Pseudonymfor5% July 5, 2021

Hit your face

Football term of getting into the top of a pushup position

HIT YOUR FACE!!!!!! o MY goooood

by Micah the monkey September 7, 2022

Face

Another term for fellatio, head, blow job, hummer, suck dick, cock sucker, etc

Damn you give good face

by HeySunShineLuv April 18, 2020