I eat our own dog food

Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.

I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.

by Rokett March 27, 2023

Dog

A small, rubbery toy used for desiring sexual amusement

Joe used the dog.

by WHAT IS A PSEUDONYM LOL October 28, 2022

Spreading the Dog

When someone bends over and there ass gets wider.

Andrew was spreading the dog when he dropped the cap.

by ALblondie96 February 13, 2022

Ghost Dog

a black person who is into anime & Japanese culture

This Ghost Dog sure loves watching Dragonball Z and eating Ramen all the time!

by Abraham Autumnwood October 7, 2024

Nerdy dog

the terminology used when a video game player reaches the apex of his or her frustration during an argument with another player.

Stfu Nerdy dog. Yeah, you're a nerdy dog.

by Type_Proto March 13, 2010

Dog Launch

The act of loading a hotdog into your partners anus then positioning yourself where they can launch it into your mouth.

Disclosure: condiments such as jizz or squirt can be added

Couple 1: We did the dog launch last night with the Costco quarter pound hotdogs.
Couple 2: No way! Frank hasn’t been able to graduate past Nathan’s.

by DirtyDog6969 March 26, 2024

big dummy head football dog

A big dummy head football dog is another name for bull terriers. Their long, round faces resemble football. And they are big dummy heads.

“Walter is so cute”
“Yeah he’s a big dummy head football dog”

by cheapwaffles November 16, 2020