Murdered in the face

Use this word when you have a concern for your safety

I don't want to be murdered in the face while visiting Tacoma Wa

Someone might murder me in the face, while I am in Seattle Wa

by jrwwoollff August 23, 2019

Jerk Face

The phrase you use when playing video games and your parents are in the other room.

OMG this Jerk Face just killed me.

by Alldr55678990 January 4, 2019

Half faced bastard

A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .

Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?

by Big Daddy mac November 22, 2016

Face your books

A figurative way that means "to be educated"

Since you’re thinking about finishing my degree, you’ll have to face your books again.

by sawitontiktok June 29, 2023

Hockey Face

One who has a distorted, mis-shaped face due to getting punched or slammed in the face. Like how hockey players faces are from being beaten so many times, their broken noses, cheeks, missing teeth and overall "dumb" look on their faces forms a "hockey face"

Boxers on UFC have some gnarly "hockey face" just like those of hockey players.

by GingerSass541 May 26, 2014

Face pump hours

This is the opposite of pee pee poo poo hours this this is where instead of being a whiny crybaby a person is instead meone who looks to fight and antagonize a bad or dangerous situation . Normally ending in your dick in the babysitters throat, mouth or face too celebrate when your return home.

I will only be awake for face pump hours.

by Lil pimpin May 3, 2021

Face munch

The way someone kisses another with there mouths wide open, almost like they are eating each other's faces off an it is the most vile think to see

"Ahahahaha Dude look at those two over there, there proper face munching"

by Grayster August 2, 2015