Spunk Mountain

The pile of semen covered rags, socks, underwear and any other bit of cloth one masturbated on and then threw on the floor.

It’s funny when my laundry piles up and my mom has to wash my Spunk Mountain.

by 0neHugeWang! March 5, 2019

moss mouth

To suck on pubes until u have them lining ur teeth

She sucked my pubes until she got moss mouth

by BigDuck96 March 6, 2019

cocaine mouth trade

When you put a little coke on your mouth and kiss someone to share it.

Dude i did the cocaine mouth trade with Lauren she was geekin

by Fiends101 January 23, 2019

parachute mouth

When someone who appears to have a small mouth is capable of taking enormous bites.

“I gave Elizabeth a bite of my burrito, and now half of it is gone! She’s got a parachute mouth”

by Yeetbert January 30, 2019

Crockpot mouth

A symptom of someone who is possibly inebriated or perhaps just saying something sinister that is too far fetched to be true, but they can still put it in a sentence because apparently anything sounds good in it.

Dave: “finally, I found someone who will do this cocaine with me”

Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”

by Ithink2much March 12, 2019

Side Mouth

When someone says something stupid and you mumble a sassy response as you walk away. Usually followed by acting dumb. Wherein you pretend you didn’t say anything and don’t know what’s going on.

Stupid person: Ugh, I’m so broke.

You: (side mouth) Well, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on classes about not being broke. (get up and walk away)

Stupid Person: What did you say?

You: Huh? What? Oh, nothing. That sucks, I’m sorry you’re broke.

by Auto Christian March 12, 2019

Charizard mouth

When you eat and the food you bite into is hot so it feels like one of Charizard’s fire attacks

When Pokemon fans eat they better watch out for Charizard mouth

by J Slasher March 15, 2019