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Baby-shitting

the post-anal cum dump
I met up with Todd last night. You know, "The Ass Blaster"? Let's just say he left me baby-shitting.
by PlinkDinky September 21, 2022
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Babies

Little shits that just cry and don't do their fucking taxes, and also they exist when a piece of rubber decides to breaks
Babies.
by fuck off nosy ass prick December 14, 2021
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Leash Baby

A term for someone who cannot emotionally handle criticism or controversy of any sort. Based on kids who were put on leashes by their parents in public so they couldn't walk too far away.
BOSS: Hey I noticed that you were about 30 minutes late today, and it's not a big deal, but could you text me when you're on your way so that I know when to expect you?
EMPLOYEE: That's like a HUGE micro-oppression, you can't talk to people like that.
BOSS: Oh don't be such a leash baby!
by LuckyPython May 16, 2018
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bando baby

a girl that gets run through in a bando
she fucked everyone at that bando shes a bando baby
by erfef February 6, 2024
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Hiddle-babies

When you have watched the Tom Hiddleston interview when he tells us he loves us too.
Tom: I love you guys too
Interviewer: now y'all are pregnant.
You are gonna have hiddle-babies.

Me: when am I due? I didn't even know I was pregnant?
Friend: don't ask me..
by Ali a Kahoot August 11, 2021
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bing bang baby

The 4 magical words used for tricking martial arts. Mainly used by the Bing Bang Boys.
by krakedekuku April 14, 2021
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Crack Baby

A person whos mother did large amounts of crack when she was pregnant and as a result thwy have a crack addiction
-Kane Rick is a Crack Baby
by RealDude123 June 4, 2015
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