Witnesscapist

When you witness a conflict go down, but instead, of doing anything or watch, you walk away and pretend you didn't see anything.

Guy 1: Did you really go out with Stacy, man!? You knew I was into her!
Guy 2, backing off: C'mon, man, I couldn't resist, she was ASKING for it!
Guy 1, lifting his sleeve: You fucking asshole.
Witnesscapist: I better get the fuck out of here

by Matiurban May 4, 2023

winton

monkey jump on you kill you wit his laser and then eats banana while crouching over your dead body

winton is monkey

by winton123 May 7, 2023

Winnow

A phrase Linda Nolan used during the controversial Loose Women interview with Kim Woodburn.

Kim: I had a very sad childhood

Linda: Winnow. Winnow. We've heard it

by Debbie Hanna May 19, 2023

without kinship

-Collateral relative's spouse's ascendant
-Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative
-Descendant-in-law's ascendant (except: child-in-law's parent = co-parent-in-law)
-Descendant-in-law's collateral relative
-Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's ascendant
-Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative
-Stepdescendant-in-law's ascendant (except: stepchild-in-law's parent = step-co-parent-in-law)
-Stepdescendant-in-law's collateral relative
-Collateral relative's spouse's stepascendant
-Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
-Descendant-in-law's stepascendant (except: child-in-law's stepparent = step-co-parent-in-law)
-Descendant-in-law's collateral relative's spouse
-Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's stepascendant
-Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
-Stepdescendant-in-law's stepascendant
-Stepdescendant-in-law's collateral relative's spouse
-Relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse
-Relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative
-Relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative's spouse
-Spouse's relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse
-Spouse's relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative
-Spouse's relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative's spouse
-Absence of any kinship (nor biological, nor by affinity, nor by indefinite classification, nor by adoption)

Without kinship.

by Willez May 24, 2023

without kinship

-Collateral's spouse's ascendant
-Collateral's spouse's collateral
-Descendant-in-law's ascendant (except: child-in-law's parent = co-parent-in-law)
-Descendant-in-law's collateral
-Spouse's collateral's spouse's ascendant
-Spouse's collateral's spouse's collateral
-Stepdescendant-in-law's ascendant (except: stepchild-in-law's parent = step-co-parent-in-law)
-Stepdescendant-in-law's collateral
-Collateral's spouse's stepascendant
-Collateral's spouse's collateral's spouse
-Descendant-in-law's stepascendant (except: child-in-law's stepparent = step-co-parent-in-law)
-Descendant-in-law's collateral's spouse
-Spouse's collateral's spouse's stepascendant
-Spouse's collateral's spouse's collateral's spouse
-Stepdescendant-in-law's stepascendant
-Stepdescendant-in-law's collateral's spouse
-Relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse
-Relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative
-Relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative's spouse
-Spouse's relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse
-Spouse's relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative
-Spouse's relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative's spouse
-Absence of any kinship (nor biological, nor by affinity, nor by indefinite classification, nor by adoption)

Without kinship.

by MONJZWY June 14, 2023

without kinship

-Collateral relative's spouse's ascendant
-Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative
-Descendant-in-law's ascendant (except: child-in-law's parent = co-parent-in-law)
-Descendant-in-law's collateral relative
-Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's ascendant
-Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative
-Stepdescendant-in-law's ascendant (except: stepchild-in-law's parent = step-co-parent-in-law)
-Stepdescendant-in-law's collateral relative
-Collateral relative's spouse's stepascendant
-Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
-Descendant-in-law's stepascendant (except: child-in-law's stepparent = step-co-parent-in-law)
-Descendant-in-law's collateral relative's spouse
-Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's stepascendant
-Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
-Stepdescendant-in-law's stepascendant
-Stepdescendant-in-law's collateral relative's spouse
-Relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse
-Relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative
-Relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative's spouse
-Spouse's relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse
-Spouse's relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative
-Spouse's relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative's spouse
-Absence of any kinship (nor biological, nor by affinity, nor by indefinite classification, nor by adoption)

Without kinship.

by MONJZWY June 14, 2023

without kinship

1- Collateral's spouse's ascendant
2- Collateral's spouse's collateral
3- Descendant's spouse's ascendant (except: child-in-law's parent = co-parent-in-law)
4- Descendant's spouse's collateral
5- Collateral's spouse's ascendant's spouse
6- Collateral's spouse's collateral's spouse
7- Descendant's spouse's ascendant's spouse (except: child-in-law's stepparent = step-co-parent-in-law)
8- Descendant's spouse's collateral's spouse
9- Spouse's collateral's spouse's ascendant
10- Spouse's collateral's spouse's collateral
11- Spouse's descendant's spouse's ascendant (except: stepchild-in-law's parent = step-co-parent-in-law)
12- Spouse's descendant's spouse's collateral
13- Spouse's collateral's spouse's ascendant's spouse
14- Spouse's collateral's spouse's collateral's spouse
15- Spouse's descendant's spouse's ascendant's spouse
16- Spouse's descendant's spouse's collateral's spouse
17- Relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse
18- Relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative
19- Relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative's spouse
20- Spouse's relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse
21- Spouse's relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative
22- Spouse's relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative's spouse
23- Absence of any kinship (nor biological, nor by affinity, nor by indefinite classification, nor by adoption)

Without kinship.

by Ramparilli June 15, 2023