When you witness a conflict go down, but instead, of doing anything or watch, you walk away and pretend you didn't see anything.
Guy 1: Did you really go out with Stacy, man!? You knew I was into her!
Guy 2, backing off: C'mon, man, I couldn't resist, she was ASKING for it!
Guy 1, lifting his sleeve: You fucking asshole.
Witnesscapist: I better get the fuck out of here
Guy 2, backing off: C'mon, man, I couldn't resist, she was ASKING for it!
Guy 1, lifting his sleeve: You fucking asshole.
Witnesscapist: I better get the fuck out of here
by Matiurban May 04, 2023