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Whistling Dixie

To exaggerate or lie in a performative way.
"I'm not whistling Dixie out of my ass over here"
Whistling Dixie by Nerosbane April 22, 2023

Whistling Dicksy 

The act when one person (male) inserts their penis into a second parties (male or females) anus during which the second party makes flatulent's into the wiener hole of the first party thus creating a balloon animal effect called "Whistling Dicksy". While this practice may seem harmless it has taken many lives.
Dan was whistling dicksy all night, and now the room smells like a sweaty penis fart.

If you are whisltling dicksy tonight I need you to take a shit right now, cause nobody likes a shit filled wiener hole.

Jim tried Whistling dicksy last night but there was so much compression in his penis hole that he died.

Mole Whistling 

The act of farting in someone's mouth and they burp it back it your face.
Mole Whistling by Jennytailya November 2, 2010

Whistling Dixie Chick 

This is a Lesbian woman that is a closet dick sucker.
Despite her liberal Lesbian, yet butch conservative life style, this Whistling Dixie Chick loves to suck a good dick once in awhile. When the Bull comes out of this Bear, Shell gobble down your pleasure pig with so much greed, all the stock brokers on Wall Street will be jealous if they found out!

whistler 

n. A booger lodged in the nose in such as way as to make a whistling sound as air passes by.
Please go blow your nose...that whistler is driving me crazy.
whistler by j0e_average May 9, 2005
a lonley pubic hair left by an unknown person that is clinging to the seat of a public toilet by static electricity. this is the hair that can not be removed with a single whipe of toilet paper as it jumpes from spot to spot from the static cling. the rule upon finding one of these deviant hair is to kneel down purse your lips to blow gently and at the same time make a wish......who needs to wait for a shooting star when these are so common.
teenage girl:oh gross i'm so sick of these nasty freakazoids leaving their hair around...oh well i guess it gives me a free whister.
whister by erica and erica November 7, 2006