Dr. Toolbag

A crazy fool that acts like he is God's gift to women. Always is checking out his face in the mirror and demands attention ( yelling sometimes to get those to focus on his actions).

"that Dorian kid thinks he is so fly, he has a doctorate in being a tool, one would think of him as Dr. Toolbag

by Hustla4lyfe May 3, 2010

not the sharpest tool in the shed

A sacastic way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

by the semen May 23, 2010

Tool Bag

Someone who is a Tool and a Douche Bag.

Girl 1: My boyfriend is such an asshole.
Girl 2: Girl, don't worry about it, he's just a Tool Bag.

by Ashhhhhhhhhhhhhy August 28, 2010

toolhead

Noun. UK & US /'tu l.hed/
An self-centred twat whose head is so far up their anus that they have to eat their own bullshit to survive.

My boss is such a toolhead; every time he walks by, I air-wank him.

by Ben. E. Factor June 15, 2015

Cock Tool

One who is enslaved by the fallic object known as the penis. A compound of two slang words, "tool" and "cock".

Yo that kid was talking trash about you what a cock tool.

by RabidPanda October 21, 2003

toolie

Someone who goes to Schoolies but isn't leaving school that year.

"Mel is a tool - she isn't leaving school but is going to schoolies anyway."

by MrAnonymous November 4, 2004

tool

A person who has a big head but not much to show for it. Kind of an asshole, but sometimes loveable at the same time. Cocky and pretentious, althouh they pretend not to be. Can occasionally be used as a term of endearment.

Paul McCartney
Emeril Lagasse
Yoko Ono
Bono (megatool)

God,andrew, you are such a freaking tool. Stop talking.
Hello, tool face! Where have you been? I miss you!

by Julia Marino May 17, 2006