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Titter Tats

An older redneck or biker chick over the age of 35 who has her tits tattooed. Usually a self tattoo with the name of of a child they had out of wedlock , or a deceased biker or redneck who was the vitcim of Darwin's theory of natural selection. The trainwreck who has the tittertats almost always has more than 2 children. One of those two is usually named after a truck. Such as Dakota, Cheyenne, or F-150. The tats themself are almost always faded and placed on tits that look like a cooked egg hanging from a nail.Generally they fall into 4 catagories. #1 Childrens names, #2 Names and dates of dead people, #3 a rose, #4 some kind of feline paw Usually performed by a friend at a meth lab or biker rally.
My dryer broke and I was at the laundry mat when this lady walked in and bent over in front of me exsposing her titter tats to me. he has 3 on her lfet tit I a guessing of the names and dates or her snot nosed children. And 1 on her right with angel wings around it. Probably of her deceased first sperm donor.
by Jack Calhoun August 13, 2009
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california twister

rotational fisting whilst dressed as a bear
"i picked up my costume and he gave me a california twister"
by steamy119 March 29, 2010
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Armenian Twister

A standard “twister” sex position, except both parties are wearing crotchless Adidas tracksuits and doused in cheap cologne.
Honey, why’s there a hole in your sweatpants? Did you try an Armenian Twister?
by armotwist January 18, 2023
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Twitter Jail

Twitter Jail is no tweeting if you've reached the limit of 100 tweets per hour/1000 per day.

You can access your page, you may not post publicly for a specific period of time. Anything from half an hour to a few hours.
Im stuck in Twitter Jail now i have to find something else to occupy my time, Checking myspace messages, online bloggs, Facebook , Socializing, Working, Chores, Taking care of your children, Cooking,
by Mizzsugahips August 28, 2009
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twitterpated

The electrified feeling one gets when the woman of their dreams (or man) has finally become real and has stepped into their life from said dreams. Also the overwhelming sensation of feeling completeness and joyful bliss beyond all other emotions, similiar to smitten.
Christopher is absolutely Twitterpated with his angelic love,Nichole and wants to marry her one day.
by Christopher Russell August 3, 2005
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Twitter tag

see hashtag. A "#" symbol used on Twitter to denote its subject material.
Facebook post: "Tix to see Kanye for 40 bux #winning"
Comment: "Stop using Twitter tags on FB, you little fuck."
by Col. Hans Landa October 3, 2011
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twisted sister

1. A heavy metal band popular for a short while during the 1980's.

2. Someone who is sick, disturbed, perverted, or deranged.
"We're Not Gonna Take It" and "I Wanna Rock" were Twisted Sister's two biggest hits.

That guy is a real twisted sister.
by Andrew Morse September 23, 2006
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