clogging the tube 

The term for when you accidentally get your pwnis stuck inside of the vaccuum cleaner hose in the process of masturbation

Man I got so horny last night, but I ended up clogging the tubes instead

clogging the tube by fukthehomeless June 2, 2014

spit in a tube 

What teachers refer as a DNA test

I just spit in a tube to see where I'm from

spit in a tube by Aritaco October 26, 2017

shootin' the poop tube 

Flushing a flare down your toilet to unfreeze your pipes in sub-zero weather.

It's snowing again, time to start shootin' the poop tube.

shootin' the poop tube by Sudo-Woodo January 2, 2018

Corona fuck tube 

When you stick your flaccid penis into a empty (or full) corona bottle and get hard. This causes your penis to get stuck and the only way out is by breaking the bottle or cumming in your corona.

Guy1: dude my girlfriend made me do the corona fuck tube last night

Guy2: damn, how many cuts did you get? Or did you have to drink cumrona?

Corona fuck tube by Abe2608 March 27, 2020

Steak de la tube 

A fine French cuisine involving a mans penis and white sauce, prefect for the ladies.

She ordered the “Steak de la tube” last night and came along a mistake known as my daughter.

Steak de la tube by meat beat mania man August 30, 2020

Fish In a Tube 

Fish in a tube is a meme that expresses the mind of an 8th grader.

FISH IN A TUBE!!!! Lol

Fish In a Tube by salpaka September 21, 2020

mexican food tube 

A burrito. That's it, just a burrito.

"Hey man let's go down to the taco truck and get a mexican food tubes!"

mexican food tube by Mizzsamie January 16, 2021