Fattest person alive loves to eat a hundred pancakes a day and toast loves tall Venezuelan men and fat Chinese people who touches him. In bed he watches gay porn in bed with his sister while talking to his boyfriend on snap chat (jamie) who sends him dick picks
by 6big matt May 14, 2022
Get the Big Mattmug. 
"Did you see Stella fall down the stairs when she saw that guy ?"
"Yeah, makes sense, he was a total Matt Surette"
"Yeah, makes sense, he was a total Matt Surette"
by Bambi_69 July 3, 2023
Get the Matt Surettemug. A very PUNny guy. Loves all things CAT. Loves to hum to fill awkward silence. Likes his coke but only finishes half. Mediocre Euchre player. He is the guy that everyone wants to Marry.
by dfdddfdDalupan May 23, 2019
Get the Matt Gibbonsmug. A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.
by thatguyyoushouldfollow October 29, 2020
Get the Matt Dormanmug. Someone who makes his friend, also known as matt, tie the top strings of his jacket together. Making him look like a dick.
by Poopoostain November 26, 2010
Get the Matt Parrymug. Matt Fitchner is a name for a freeloading masterbater that eats all your snacks while watching gay gerbil porn .... A mattyfitch is a verb known as the action of jerking off to Sylvedter Stalone while crying and softly screaming the words "Frankie will kill me if i get sperm on the couch" while snapping his fingers like a fat black woman !
I think Geno was tryin to mattyfitch it . Damn you matt fitchner for doin that stuff in front of children !
by J Arroz July 25, 2012
Get the Matt Fitchnermug.