Tim Hortons

The Canadian version of Dunkin’ Donuts but way better. They have coffee iced drinks bagels donuts breakfast and lunch and so much more they’re open 24 seven and they are the best Canadian cafe. Often shorten to Tim’s or Timmies

Hey you wanna go to tim Hortons for coffee sometime?

by CodeBlueCodeBlue August 13, 2020

Tim Hortons

The shittiest coffee shop ever. I am Canadian and I hate it.

Their motto:
Always fresh.

We know better....

Scenario 1:
Randomer: Dude!! wanna hit timmy h's?!
Normal Human Being: FUCK NO!! I love my life. I am too young to die.
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Scenario 2:
Fucktard: mmm Tim Hortons is the best!
-The next day Fucktard has to skip school due to a severe case of explosive diarrhea-
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Scenario 3:
Customer: EXCUSE ME!! can I get my order now?! I've being studying the wall paper for the past five minutes. I have memorized the pattern.
Employee: Justa minute justa minute!
Customer: You've been saying that for the past half hour!!
-walks away angrily-

by whothefuckistom October 29, 2009

tim duncan

power foward that sux ass, that he has to bank in every shot he takes. He measures the angle he has to shot the ball to hit the backboard and then shoots his shot. Thats why he takes so long to shoot.

God damn, that guy can't shoot for shit, maybe he should try a Tim Duncan.

by skills January 8, 2005

Tim-Tams

The mammary glands and surrounding tissue of the human female. i.e. "bewbs" "tots" "cans"

Damn! Check out the tim-tams on that one!

by Bosslady and Marketinglady November 14, 2010

Tim O'connel

Guitarist dude with very stange hair taste.Canot hold his beer (as seen at massimos)

Theres Tim (excessive laughter and hair grease all around)

by ShadowTurtle March 15, 2005

Tim Brown

1. n. senseless quarterback for the Cleveland Cavaliers who couldn't throw a complete pass if his life depended on it

2. adj. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of an idiot quarterback executing an impossible pass which will result in either/or an interception, fumble, or strip in the case of a failed play action.

3. v. to execute an idiotic pass/handoff which leads to a fumble/interception/strip as a quarterback.

synonyms: slapdick, dumbass, idiot, shit for brains

1. Jesus, Tim Brown sucks donkey dick, there goes another 4th Quarter pass, so much for playoffs this year.

2. Man those Cleveland Cavaliers really turned around their Football program with new coaches and everything, too bad that quarterback is so...Tim Brown.

3. FUCK! DAMN YOU JAY CUTLER! HE JUST TIM BROWN'D THE BALL, HOW'D THE BALL SLIP OUT OF HIS HAND WHILE HE THREW AIR.

4. Tim Brown is so gay, always with those fourth quarter picks, when will we ever win a game...oh yeah next year when he graduates, thank god.

by Cleveland Cavaliers December 9, 2008

tim savage

swaggerjaggin dick lovin homo!

that kid is like tim savage, alaways stealin my swag

by wienergodasas March 21, 2009