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League Police

When a police agent confronts a man chasing girls in public because he is way out of their league.
- Man I found a couple of cute girls walking in the street the other day so I followed them and just when I was about to ask for their numbers a league policeman busted me!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!
by BeepBop472842 September 21, 2023
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Police Box

When you stretched her box out in round one and go back in for round two and there's no traction anymore so it's like the TARDIS in Doctor Who: a box that's much bigger on the inside.
Jason: Sorry, honey, this isn't working. You've got a police box now.

Samantha: A police box?

Jason: Twat And Relative Dick In Snatch, and the relative size has changed a lot since fifteen minutes ago.
by nonuniqueusername February 14, 2023
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Ethos policing

The idea that science doesn't work if you're motivated by the wrong ethos is ridiculous.
Hym "And how does that not devolve into ethos policing? Where you do what the religious enterprise does in holding hostage the good afterlife... except shifted down one level of abstraction. And now instead of God holding the good afterlife hostage, you have (Almost not a) Dr. Jordan Peterson and his cronies using boycotting, intellect property theft, media blacklisting, and gaslighting to withhold the good life from political dissidents. And that's the point of doing it. A mad power grab from a desperate charlatan who is CONFLATING HIS WORK with LITERALLY GOD and imposing that on the population. I'm starting think me and Candace have more in common then just wanting to fuck eachother."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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by Bighairyballs December 4, 2021
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