Knock Head

A strange uncle who goes by the name of Callum and has a fetis for knocking on the lights

Heard about that new, he likes lights. He's a knock head

by Honkeypete January 31, 2024

knocked me back

Surprises or stuns

That dinner really knocked me back!

by smartguy55 November 13, 2021

Cock Knock

Knocking someone out then proceeding to suck them off.

John: someone attack me yesterday.
Juan: You all right?
John: yeah, i Cock Knocked the guy.

by Πσεθδονυμ August 20, 2020

Knocks

Gun pistol

I had knocks in my pocket

by Nfaly June 27, 2022

knock on some doors

When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.

Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.

by ppwned May 13, 2021

knocked up

Having sex and then impregnating.

Dude 1: Yo i knocked up Mrs. fag
Dude 2: NOWAY!

by x_squishygirlx December 12, 2019

Knocking out a skeleton

When you have been locked down for so long you have literally turned your dick into a skeleton, have no feeling left, and cannot complete the task, due to the lack of sex from too much wanking

I wish this Lockdown would finish

Why is that?

I've started knocking out a skeleton

Dude that's bad, you can't even try the stranger in that situation!

by Nesda February 12, 2021