Hitting the porcelain.

It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.

Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."

by Orange Lizard December 6, 2010

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hitting the cervix

When writers of a tv show or movie shove too much storyline into one season. Putting in more than be taken, causing pain and confusion, making it more and more difficult too enjoy.

“Man season two of Outer Banks was kinda hitting the cervix near the last couple episodes”

by Squirrelnuts420 August 12, 2021

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Hit an ambulance

When you leave a treat, for example, a chocolate on an ambulance for the paramedic to receive when they go back to their ambulance. The treats are usually left on the windscreen or door

Today I hit an ambulance with cans of coke and a cake.

by Emmac24 November 15, 2020

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hit as hell

1.) You ugly as fuck.

2.)You hot and everyone wanna smash

1.) Damn she hit as hell she shouldn't even be going in public
2.) Damn she his as hell, I just wanna smash

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gravity hit

A hit of pot smoke taken from a gravity bong. These are generally high-volume inhalations (2 litres to 1 gallon, usually) and yeild large quantities of smoke, usually resulting in excessive coughing.

One gravity hit of medium potency pot is usually enough to get fairly stoned.

I must have smoked a half gram in that one gravity hit. It blew my head off, now I'm pretty baked.

by Experienced Smoker April 16, 2007

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