Wizard Stick

An erection

Tyler stood in front of Alex in his sweat pants, embarrassed of his pulsing wizard stick

by Little Demons August 25, 2017

Chin Wizard

Someone who has an extremely long and pointed chin, much like a wizard's beard.

Hey buddy, get a load of that chin wizard! She could KILL someone with that long and pointy chin!

by postwil2000 July 13, 2012

Space Wizard

Someone with a touch of the tism, but in kind of a cool, mysterious way. He’s not a normal wizard (those are weird), he’s from space. There’s something a little bit off, but you can’t exactly put your finger on it.

Did you see that dude sitting at the bar with the Pujols jersey? Buddy’s gotta be a space wizard.

by chiefpickles September 25, 2025

sloppy wizard

This sexual position is accomplished when a beautiful woman lies down on a bed. An incredibly polite man stammers at her and makes excuses in a chanting fashion. Eventually both people get themselves off as the awkwardness reaches climactic levels.

The only way he could please a woman is giving her the ole "Sloppy Wizard"... poor bastard.

by YOLOSWAG4204LIFE July 16, 2021

Wizard Lighting

Wizard Lighting: When you think a joint isn't lit but then take a hit and somehow it was lit the whole time, making you think that you were a wizard of weed.

“I was about to relight it, but it hit perfectly—straight Wizard Lighting moment.”

by LostInSauce.Com December 19, 2025

Hex and The Wizards

A band consisting of six members, mainly found playing in California.

The members consist of;

Hexographic - Singer/Lead Guitarist

- Second member in founding of the band, and the recent replacement as a Singer and Lead Guitarist.

Frapotato. - Rhythm Guitarist
- Another recent member replacement as a new profound Guitarist in the Band.

Vall Y. Sanity - Second Rhythm Guitarist

- Another original guitarist, who joined in later after a few demos went in production and later to the first album.

'Mahomes' Onyx - Bass Guitarist

- A member who joined and was in part of the first demos as being written, and became the only and current bassist.

Papshewz - Pianoist
- The third founding member, was originally a guitarist, and then after became a pianoist later when there were more members.

Grim 'Lijah' - Drummer
During the first album, He was the main guitarist, and then became a drummer after the original drummer left after the production of the first album, Satellite.

Albums;

- Satellite (2021)
- hexacide (2022)

"Dude I went to the Double R' Bar to see hex and the wizards! They blasted the place up with their music! I'd love to seem em' again!"

"I know right! I can't wait till' their debut album releases! I heard there in process of another one soon!"

by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023

wizards cap

When you have foreskin on your penis

I have a wizards cap on my penis.

by wizard master September 14, 2013