9/11

The best fireworks display America has had in a long time

John:Dude were you at 9/11 Obama:ye it was a blast

by Dr P phile October 22, 2019

Orny 9

The thought before 69ing

I must be orny 9 because I see you n me in a 69.

by Tomme boyd October 5, 2020

9/11

9/11 AKA september 11 2001, is the day where I, a muslim, accidentally crashed a plane into the twin towers. I was bad at my job. Somehow I survived but people hate me now.

Me: Bro I crashed a plane back in 2001
Person: AAAAA! A MUSLIM! "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"
Me: 9/11 was an accident man! Im sorry
Person: TERRORIST!!!!

by FireChickenLikesBeans April 27, 2023

sep 9

Its my birthday the best day on planet earth in my opinion. My special day:)

Hey is your birthday sep 9? Hell yea the best day 2day🤭

by iamsoocool910up August 5, 2022

February 9

A day kind angels are born on. Being born on February 9 is a very lucky day and month to be born on. You will become happy and successful in this beautiful world. Please treat these people kind as they will give you good luck. Your really lucky if your friends with someone born on this day. They are funny, good looking, kind and great humans.

i was born on February 9

by flow111 April 15, 2022

9/11

Here comes the aeroplane...

Person 1: Here comes the aeroplane...
Person 2: But there are two towers in the way!
Person 1: Don't worry, Osama will save us all!
9/11

by zrrkkzz July 25, 2018

November 9

International Punch People With Names That Start With S and End with A Day!

People with names that start with "S" and end with "A" (like Sophia, Sara, Savanna, Serena, Stella, etc.) are usually toxic and annoying, so they deserve a good punch to the face.

Serena: um.. Why are you looking at me and laughing??
y/n: It's November 9...You know what that means..
*punch*

by awesrtyuiop[l;kjhgcfxd November 10, 2020