May 9

Go somewhere fun with your friends

me: hey do y’all wanna go somewhere
them: yea but why today
me: cmon now it’s may 9 how could u forget

by machary May 04, 2022

May 9

OG people are born on this day

Karl: AYO! What’s riley’s birthday?
Stevo: May 9
Karl: Yooo! riley is an OG

by theurban-er December 01, 2021

May 9

Ask your crush out day

May 9th is the day to ask out your crush if you don’t it will bring bad luck

by Ily.her_sm May 07, 2022

Sloppy 9

Described when 6ix9ine was in prison, (usually works if two men do this) they go in to the 69 position with no lubrication except saliva and cum. The end result is when they cum in their faces and make out afterwards.

"wanna try a Sloppy 9 my guy?."
"didnt that goofy nigga 6ix9ine do that in prison"
"yeah, shit sounds fun."

by Marshmallow Ninja September 27, 2018

9-11

When George Bush was plotting the attack of 9-11 he did not expect it to become the best holiday.

*September 11th*
Person 1: I love working in the tilted towers
Person 2: hehehehaw imma blow this bitch up
George Bush: nuh uh not yet we have to wait for everyone to go to the top floor of the tilted towers
Person 2: ok yea but kys i want to do it now pretty please
George Bush: nuh uh
Person 2: fine
*5 hours later*
Person 2 & 3: ALLAHU AKBHAR!!!!
*Twin towers explode*
Person 1: Imma jump off the towers family bye
Person 1 family: yay finally dad is gone
George Bush: now i must start a war with Afghanistan or somethin
*Kills binlanden*
Person 4: I love 9-11 it is the best holiday

by Nigger1912039121 July 26, 2023

Room 9

Contra Costa County Jail. Located in Martinez, CA. Known for a very hostile enviroment, and lower than average conditions.

Reubin: I heard Nick's house got raided last week.
Jose: Yeah! They took him to Room 9.

by hydranix January 26, 2015

July 9

National Make out with your homie day. You and your homie have to make out and even do more if you guys want. You also don’t tell anyone about this and make it an every year thing and keep it secret.

Yo today is July 9 it’s national make out with a homie day
Ok

Just make sure you don’t tell anyone
Ok I won’t

by Tyler Hiera July 10, 2022